1. The reason why you’re not allowed to walk on grass is because it ruins it. People keep saying ‘why’s everyone so precious over grass’ amd I’m just like: because it takes a fucking lot of time and care to grow a lawn that size! I hate it when people disregard all the work put in to make the park or wherever you are look nice

  2. Am I the only one who though of garfield the cat then straight after he said lasagne??

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